Banking makes you happy

I love our bank. They brighten up my day. I’ve just had a call from our personal relationship manager’s office (not the relationship manager himself, note), asking if I’d like to upgrade to Internet banking. When I reminded him that we already use Internet banking, he corrected me, saying we actually use online banking. I asked him what the difference is, and he said (and I quote): “The Internet is more sophisticated.” Genius.